Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

Spanish Archer/s

Albanians i.e Albo /El Bow/s

Those Spanish Archer/s have taken over, they supply everything now.

by George Alders October 14, 2023

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

english or spanish

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.

Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days

by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024

spanish channel

nonsense

What you're saying is spanish channel.

by rocknrollbuddhist February 16, 2014