well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

Shut up James Ryan

when an idiot says some stupid shit

James Ryan "gamers" Anyone "Shut up James Ryan"

by Gringo man Esteban June 20, 2018

Shut up Carchi day

Shut up carchi day is October 20.

If you know anyone by the name of carchi, tell them to shut up.

Carchi: Hey man!
The team: shut up carchi!
Carchi: Why can’t I talk?
The team: It’s shut up carchi day silly!

by Johan training assistant October 19, 2020

Put out or shut up

Something you say to an annoying girl that won’t stop complaining about insignificant things

Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.

by Ben Dover 987 June 27, 2023

Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.

person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

by Solar.Ashton July 01, 2021

Shut up mia day

This day is for anyone named mia who just needs to shut up sometimes, commonly celebrated on September 8

“Mia shut up”
“😥😓”
“Yea you suck it’s shut up mia day”

by Personpersonson September 01, 2020

Shut Your Damn Mouth

A teacher always say this phrase when teaching Science.
The phrase first appeared in the Lab in La Salle College

Teacher:So if we mix solution A with citric acid,and... DON’T TALK
Students:AHHHH...
Teacher: Shut Your Damn Mouth!
Student: Shut up!You’re as 87 as Chan Tong and 8745

by where'smymicrophone December 09, 2019