Shane

Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.

Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

De-shane

To remove garbage, debris, smell or filth from a bathroom

"Bro that bathroom stunk so bad I just had to "de-shane" it!"

by kbudge March 6, 2010

shane coleman

When you do something that is so bad ass, it leaves people in awe, or you refer to someone that is really bad ass and you call them this.

Try as I may, I've really done some incredible things but I've never pulled a shane coleman.

Doug did a magic trick and got a standing ovation that went on for 20 minutes! He's a regular Shane Coleman!

by Maddest Hatter of the Mall September 29, 2022

Shane

Great guy tries hard

This guy is such a shane

by anonymous July 7, 2022

Shane

The type of nigga to steal yo weed and sell it back to you . An elderly woman connasuer. Quite musty at times

1."Yo , do you know Shane "
2."who?"
1. "That nigga that fucks old bitches"

by ISEEYOUOUTTHEREWALLACE April 23, 2022

Shane-out

To screw over the fans and crap on your legacy for the sake of a paycheck.

It is what has become of the once great boxer, Shane Mosley. He used to bring it, now he only brings his bank account deposit slips.

To promise big (based on past performance) and not deliver.

To show up just for the cash.

After being KOed by Denis Lebedev on May 21st, 2011:

Oh hell, I hope he's ok. Roy Jones Jr. gave them their money's worth...he's no BHop (Bernard Hopkins) but he damn well didn't Shane-out either. Lebiediew by KO in the 10th.

by haloprime June 22, 2011

Shane

Shane is my boyfriend and i love him shane if you see this just know that you are mine and only mine joris and max and assem and john and leo aint got nothing on me i know you would love it if we did something kinky

Shane is the bomb unlike any other

by UrsTrulyLucas November 22, 2021