Fat Nigga

A fat nigga is a person who can suck on their own titties

Moe ur just a fat nigga all you do is eat kfc and smoke my zaza until you take a nap

by Goldbob June 22, 2021

Fat cap

An overall shitty person who only benefits people in teaching others about toxic traits they have. Basically a waste of space that needs cut off.

oh that bitch just cut me off, fucking fat cap

by Pabalo escasbar December 31, 2019

Fat Dudley

A portly, suspenders-wearing, 1936 version of the modern Pom-Pom. A loyal friend of The Homestar Runner.

Fat Dudley: Wob wob wobwob wob wob wob wob wob wob!

by Plitto August 8, 2003

fat joint

A marijuana cigarette that is thicker than a regular joint but is not as thick as my boyfriend. It is usually about the thickness of a tobacco cigarette. A fat joint contains from one-half to two times the amount of cannabis found in an average marijuana cigarette but it's not quite as fat as a blunt, to be blunt.

I caught the nun toking up a fat joint in the church's restroom whereupon she grabbed her stash, tucked it in her pick push-up bra and ran out the door screaming, "I didn't do it. I didn't do it!"

by S. Simpson February 25, 2018

fat lion

A term used online to describe someone who trolls, but hates being trolled. The origin of this term comes from Burnout: Paradise, where a GT Nighthawk is referred to by this nickname. This is not just because of the car, but also an insult to the person driving it, since like fat lions, they are fierce up close, but cannot run for very long, and usually cannot catch their prey.

The fat lion was going real fast to takedown an SI-7, but at the last second, his VTEC kicked in and he accidentally a wall.

by stiffshifter March 8, 2010

fat mojo

One of the fat sandwiches sold at the grease trucks, which are located on Hamilton Ave in New Brunswick, New Jersey (Rutgers University. The sandwich is chicken fingers, mozzerella sticks, french fries and honey mustard all crammed onto a hero roll.

Matt was so hungry he went to the RU Hungry grease truck and ordered 2 fat mojo's and he was unable to eat for the rest of the day because he was stuffed to the rafters.

by lando calriddian October 8, 2006

a fat knot

a huge wad of cash, a bankroll

hit that nigga up for a fat knot

by bishop December 30, 2004