All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Myla and Myra

Abbreviations of “my left nut” and “my right nut”, commonly used in verbal exchanges between friends.

Sarah: “Do you have kids?”
Daniel: “Yeah, 2 actually.”
Sarah: “Oh! What are their names?”
Daniel: “Myla and Myra”
Sarah: “Wow, those are beautiful names, where is the origin?”
Daniel: “My left nut and my right nut.”
Sarah: “Oh fuck off”

by Myla & Myra’s Dad July 25, 2024

University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.

“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”

by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025

But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023