Lobster

Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster
by Jonathan Pallmyt June 24, 2017
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
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Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 03, 2011
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lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
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Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
by averyoriginalusername September 08, 2022
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lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
by chuckles899 October 16, 2014
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Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock
by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019
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