The gayest person ever. He calls everyone else gay when he is as gay as a rainbow. The only people he talks to are girls because he is into boys.
by Jerry Li sucks dick December 11, 2019

person1: hey did you hear about that Jerry
person2: no
person1: that Jerry, He fell from a cliff and dislocated his shoulder
person2: no
person1: that Jerry, He fell from a cliff and dislocated his shoulder
by bobthebuildercanhebuilditNO! April 23, 2019

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.
Oi bilson you hear that?
Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.
Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.
Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.
Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.
by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

The most ruthless guy you know when he gets drunk he turn to Floyd mayweather and will beat anybody a** just don’t mess with this guy can get any girl he want without the need to try very intelligent, and has great personality
by Most craxy July 28, 2021

Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!
Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!
Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!
Wow lofton is so perfect
Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!
Wow lofton is so perfect
by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024
