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British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.
Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”
by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023
mugGet the British peoplemug.

The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi
Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"
by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021
mugGet the The British Ballcuzzimug.

British gonorrhea

The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.
Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.
by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 1, 2019
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
mugGet the british chavmug.

British Calabria

“You live in British Calabria?”

“No, I’m from Scarborough.”
by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022
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british

anything that isn't american
That guy is looking pretty british.
by Not american 2 October 30, 2021
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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