“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
Get the samuel martinezmug. by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025
Get the Samuel Courtland Hornokmug. Literally better than everything else. Even more godly than Hendrik. Samuels are always super hot and sexy and their only weakness is having no weakness. Their shlong is longer than the Great Wall of China. Samuel is a Synonym for the 8. world Wonder.
by DieseSemmel November 22, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. by Oversans June 5, 2023
Get the Samuel Parkmug. Very cool and a mega pp gangster
He very pp and his pp is pp
Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏
He very pp and his pp is pp
Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏
by Jake hates momsmmsnfdaufGUYDFg October 15, 2019
Get the samuel pringlemug. A really great, and over protective guy.
He stands up for those that he loves (especially this one dork named Mars)
His most distinctive traits are being protective, never giving up (this includes on people) , and standing his ground. He doesn't take shit from anyone.
This dude named Mars really likes him (and thinks he's cute as fuck)
His features include, a cute nose you just want boop, striking blue eyes, and black hair that is way too perfect and we all know it's a wig.
He also has a really great 111/10 body
He stands up for those that he loves (especially this one dork named Mars)
His most distinctive traits are being protective, never giving up (this includes on people) , and standing his ground. He doesn't take shit from anyone.
This dude named Mars really likes him (and thinks he's cute as fuck)
His features include, a cute nose you just want boop, striking blue eyes, and black hair that is way too perfect and we all know it's a wig.
He also has a really great 111/10 body
by MessyMarsy June 8, 2018
Get the Marvin Samuelmug. 