jon

teen is a no no

a jon is not a teen likeer

by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022

pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls

I want a Jon sturtz in my life

by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021

motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.

"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"

by MFJ420 June 11, 2023