Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

i like your smile

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I like your smile

by Rhinocrunch October 8, 2017

Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not

Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts

by bobbeling July 10, 2016

like an arbuckle

to like women you find attractive.

"hey dude i'm feeling like an arbuckle"

by trainfan March 2, 2025

Bury it like biltong

Leaving your problems behind by burying them.

That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"

by Jokeatician August 10, 2021

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025