Jack

hes a sweetheart that will treat you right and love you forever he acts out in front of his friends but when it comes down to it he chooses you over anyone else

person 1 "awww hes a cutie."
person 2 "i bet his name is jack"

by jacklover42419 November 16, 2019

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Jack-shack

An instant portable, mobile easy to carry and store personal private masturbating structure.

Hey Phil, can I borrow your jack-shack for an hour?

by Thomas Jonathon Crapper May 4, 2025

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A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.

Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.

by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

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