co-jack

1. (verb): When someone attempts to steal the limelight or credit for something, under the pretense of "helping", but really makes himself just look bad in the process.

2. (noun/verb): Inadvertent hijack

It is often meant to help, but through some devious alterior motive or actual impact over intent, it ruins the moment. People who do this are usually associated with santorum.

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Yo, did you see what Kanye did at the Grammy's? Yeah, he totally co-jacked Taylor's moment.

In an effort to help Frank's presentation, Lizzie co-jacked him, taking all the credit when all she wanted to do was make sure the boss knew she helped too.
by lepenseur73 October 11, 2011
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fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.
Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.
by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 18, 2014
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jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.
You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.
by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017
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jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c
hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games
by kimnmell March 16, 2021
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This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 08, 2021
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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 08, 2022
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Jack Rigg

A little shit who runs to mrs woods it is also a inbred Adopted cunt who cry’s if you complement it also everybody thinks it’s really fucking annoying if you meet it you’ll wish your dead.
Jack Rigg is an adopted inbred cunt.
by Okay so fat 69 big chungus April 02, 2019
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