in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by budderbin April 10, 2023

In the bag

Contrary to “getting the bag”, being “in the bag” references to being in a depressive episode, dissociative, or just generally sad.

Sorry for not responding, or for hanging out the past two weeks… I’ve been really in the bag.

by plant mother January 15, 2024

Burrito bag

An uncircumcised chode

That burrito bag was wider than it was long and also had foreskin

by JuDucky March 18, 2023

Coke Bagging

Repeated insertion of one's cocaine covered testicles in another's mouth.

I dipped my balls in blow last night and spent the night coke bagging the fuck out of that girl!

by MaskedMYLFNatasha January 04, 2025

pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader February 24, 2014

coochie bag

A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it

Girl 1:"Dammit! My period just started!"
Girl 2:"Then maybe you carry around a coochie bag."

by xXT1dd1e_LuV3r420Xx April 23, 2023

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 01, 2025