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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
mugGet the Thunder-cuntmug.

Cunt stumper

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs
by That waffle June 5, 2018
mugGet the Cunt stumpermug.

cunt

by DaddyJhon November 28, 2021
mugGet the cuntmug.

Cunt biscuit

A word that is used when cunt is not strong enough a word but you do not want to go to mother fucker
If someone takes all your food you may call them a cunt biscuit because it is not to serious but you still are mad
by Dr.,. Big boi October 6, 2017
mugGet the Cunt biscuitmug.

Cunt

Maisie B. Huge cunt. Biggest cuntiest cunt going
You’re such a maisie (cunt)
by Flolo29 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt

Hayley Geftman-Gold
“I’m actually not even sympathetic bc because country music fans often are Republican gun toters,” wrote now-former executive & cunt Hayley Geftman-Gold.
by Helize October 3, 2017
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.
It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.
by Thenig187 April 19, 2018
mugGet the Cunt tentmug.

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