Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

Pussy Nigga Guacamole

A nigga that is a highest levels of bitchery and they is famous for always having a 1 inch puinsher.

"Yo King George is really a Pussy Nigga Guacamole"-George Washington (1775)

by Billis Blacksumia May 16, 2019

TRANS NIGGA PORN

trans nigga porn is when you have hardcore gay trans hardcore intimate hardcore pornosex with a black trans nigga 👍
(usually contains incest)

You know you're cooked when you get back home and see "trans nigga porn" in the search bar.

We usually do "trans nigga porn" together.

by stivert October 9, 2025

jump-nigga

A nigga who jumps people and afraid to fight one on one

"ayo you tryna fight?"

"Nah, you a jump-nigga."

by Norcalijose February 10, 2024

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

nigga peek

This is the act of peeking out a window or door, without disturbing the area around it, creating the illusion of absence.

There is someone at the door, nigga peek that shit...

by Tinker801 August 9, 2017

A Nasty nigga

Donalvon

Donalvon was a nasty nigga.

by user867423 April 20, 2024