triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 03, 2017
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poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.
Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!
by ozbugga October 04, 2023
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cowboy cunt

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets
aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street
by m305 October 16, 2019
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Fire breathing cunt

An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .

She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
by Castaway_lillypad June 09, 2022
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Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.
by Kitty meow36 January 30, 2016
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The Shittest Cunt

The Shittest Cunt is by far the worst of all Shit Cunts. It's a status achieved by few and an insult not to be used lightly.
These cunts take the actions of your average Shit Cunt to a new level.
You know that Ponzi Scheme guy from DCA - Ash Balanian !?? HE IS THE SHITTEST CUNT !!
by Justice Dept March 31, 2024
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