National Send Nudes day 2

The day of 4/20 is a day to smoke your heart out and send booty pics.

Get to sending

“Yo today’s 4/20, we should smoke and send nudes today!”

National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes

by Lil Breadstick April 19, 2020

November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

National Girlfriend day

Do anything your girlfriend says it's national girlfriend day. January 17!

M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!

by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022

national send nudes week

April 16-22 is the week you send nudes to someone want to surp

Surprise is the national week of send nudes. Have a nice national send nudes week

by Sned nudes be nice May 28, 2018

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

National Ellie Day

My lovely gf ellie is the best, every day is about her

“did you know every day is “National Ellie Day?”

by Lmaoamslfr February 21, 2024

National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"

by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024