Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation June 30, 2011

Jack Beecher

Really really stupid...

The kid in all the dumb classes, yeah that’s Jack Beecher.

by THATONEBIH34 December 12, 2019

jack hotspot

Areano Grande but spanish, male, and a gamer

I'm more of a Jack Hotspot type of guy.

by Morgainsa February 24, 2021

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

jack mark

Jack Mark

Person 1: What’s your name?

Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark

by Not_jack_mark November 23, 2021