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Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.
My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.
by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018
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Turkish Shooter

The Turkish shooter

Whilst standing, keep one hand in your pocket and use the other hand to aim your dick at your partner through your flies as you bring yourself to completion. Ear and eye protection is preferred but non essential.
"Have you shagged that bird yet? Nah but I gave her a Turkish shooter in the alley behind the co op"
by Mini flatt August 2, 2024
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turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
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Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore
Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024
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Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.
Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.
by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022
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Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.
Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022
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