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Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."
by popkxw May 5, 2024
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Weather Boarding

Weather Boarding(verb)

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "Weather Boarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been
"Weather Boarded" by her friends at UCLA.
by xemo February 23, 2011
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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Mother board

a computers main circuit borad (holds: {cpu processor}{ram memory}{ssd storage}{gpu vidio-card}.
many computers use an atx mother board.
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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