Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011
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Badgers Oven

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.
by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025
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a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
hey look over there they could be a badger being.
by tidgems February 17, 2024
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glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina
: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her
by glenng421 June 07, 2011
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