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Greg

Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that
by Not greg November 23, 2021
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Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people
I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory
by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023
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Greg

Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.
Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!
by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020
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Greg

Shit at every champ apart from fucking zed and yas
Greg- Im PRo
EVERY CHAD: YOUR TOILET WATER
by rapist266 June 3, 2021
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025
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great greg

An obnoxiously overbearing homosexual groupie obsessed with Drake and usually trolls on Hip Hop DX about anything about Kendrick Lamar and only cares about painting the narrative of Drake being the best at everything.
I used to visit the Hip Hop DX site but great greg keeps ruining all the articles by constantly posting gay shit about his dreams of getting pounded by Drake. The site is garbage now.
by NF4LIFE March 28, 2025
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