“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019
Get the sitting titsmug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
Get the taller sittingmug. by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
Get the Sit the ickmug. When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
Get the like sittingmug. A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
Get the sitting couchmug. When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
by M J V D G June 25, 2016
Get the The fuck-it-sitmug. by Nudey Novak May 31, 2022
Get the Sit-able chinmug.