Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

take it yeezy

Taking it easy like Ye(Kanye West). A person who is very into the yeezy hype that they should take it easy.

Did you cop 'em new Yeezys? Nope, but you should mos def take it yeezy with 'em Yeezys doe.

by roifellill October 15, 2016

Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014