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Simone

you have a simone mannnn.
by Simox_13 September 22, 2020
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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!
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Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon!
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lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
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Simone

Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.
Simone is in 4.1,she will reps flambooboo and will teef 5 box lunch
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
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Simone

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
Simone is in 4.1,reps flambooboo and is soon to teef 5 boxlunches
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
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