toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

side seat sally

A female passenger in your car whose always telling you that you drive too slow, your turning too fast, controls your radio, and generally critiques everything you do while driving. Often times calling you a grandpa when your in your mid 30s.

Meghanns such a side seat sally but won't drive the car herself. Just tells me im a grandpa behind the wheel all the time.

by PJohns3372 January 21, 2024

passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.

“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

by anonymous August 3, 2024

Bleaker seats

The mid section between nose bleed section and,(OR) high nose (sideline section) of an NFL stadium seating arrangement. Preferably known as mid section seating.

I got tickets to the lions game! "Bleaker seats are the best!"

by Defiant definition November 21, 2019

A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.

Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.

by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009