Screen Flair

When you don’t do shit at work but have a lot of windows open to give the impression you’re working hard. (including but not limited to old spreadsheets, word documents, and PowerPoints.)
“Hey look at George’s screen flair! That guy doesn’t do shit all day and has had the same stuff on his screen for months”
by Tbonesteakumms February 21, 2023
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Screen-Yer Citizen

Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.

Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
Joe's screen-yer citizen grandfather regularly embarrassed him when in public.
by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010
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dirty smoke screen

The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in
Me and Keisha performed a dirty smoke screen
by Dirty smoke screen March 28, 2018
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I killed myself to this song
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*
by CartoonyKid October 28, 2024
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The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!
DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.
by Highpressurewashingmachine November 04, 2024
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Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.
John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.
by Sakeeya July 02, 2012
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flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
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