Ghost Poo

when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.

man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.

by block bros. July 17, 2014

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 08, 2010

bush poo

Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf

Guy 1 : Wheres Barry

Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo

by Pinger Pete February 27, 2016

Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.

Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!

by Herb-A-Lerb November 15, 2009

Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 03, 2020

Alcohol Poo

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020