Greg

1. A kid who thinks he is a savage who isn’t very good at football
2. Really dumb
3. Famous for messing up with girls and getting hurt a lot

Person 1. Did you here what happened to that kid who asked that girl out and got rejected ?

Person 2. Oh yeah! He got Gregged really hard!

by UhhhhhhhhhYOUUUUUUU January 5, 2018

On Greg

On Greg is a substitute for “On God” basically means your serious when you say this

Yo I just got this girls number, On Greg

by Tankizon November 22, 2021

Gregging my Doucette

"Gregging my Doucette" is a phrase that refers to the bodybuilder and decorated athlete Greg Doucette.

It suggests that you are masturbating.

“Coach caught me Gregging my Doucette and then forced me to buy his cookbook!”

by bigalo22 March 3, 2025

Greg

Greg- Typically and Asian Jew.
Could be Japanese, could be Vietnamese.

Guy 1: Yo , did you catch that Jewish Asian guy?
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.

by FelchingFalcon November 14, 2018

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg

Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot

by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025