A place referenced by the Oatmeal during his Columbus Day comic, where Columbus turned out to be evil. A fact which most people knew already when he went about trying to rape mermaids- I mean manatees.
"Dood, I like skateboards so much that icecream tacos make no sense", said the ignorant fat man from Bumretch, Nebrahoma.
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sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."
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Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything
Person 1: Hey man did you see that tornado in Wellfleet, Nebraska?
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think
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