natural nikki

a girl so fucking beautiful, stunning, amazing, gorgeous, & fucking SEXY that she's a complete 10 even without makeup

if i see natural nikki i'm going to faint cause she's so HOT

by i am a nikki lover May 5, 2022

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012

Hate of Nature

A phrase used to describe any harsh weather, such as heavy snow, torrential rain, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes etc.

Hows the weather today?

Oh its just the Hate of Nature out there man.

by Webenator June 14, 2016

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Naturals

Natives of an area.

The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline all over their hornets nest trying to blow it up.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021