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Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
mugGet the Mondaymug.

monday

Satan in the form of a day
AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass
by the smrt one March 2, 2018
mugGet the mondaymug.

pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020
mugGet the pegging mondaymug.

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.
"I hate Monday"
by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021
mugGet the Mondaymug.

monday

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks
by doja303 October 26, 2017
mugGet the mondaymug.

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.
I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024
mugGet the It's Tuesday, going on Monday.mug.

monday

god damn, its monday again.
by anonymous April 21, 2021
mugGet the mondaymug.

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