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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.
"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"
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Mobil 1

From 2023 season onwards, Mobil 1 will partner Red Bull KTM Factory Racing MotoGP team as an official lubricant partner and supplier.
by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023
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Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.
by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018
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Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021
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Mobile strike

An advertisement that isn't actually a game because it died faster than my books on my shelf and their money was only spent on advertisement than the actual game. Also you can't survive without spending money on the game so you pay bills but in a game.

Also Arnold is the main character so is it positive? Nope it's not positive and Mobile Strike will remain as a sellout
Mobile strike, download for free, uninstall for free
by Uppsapa January 21, 2017
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Seggs-Mobile

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.
Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin
by SeggsKing May 5, 2025
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