An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
Get the Lounge Lizardmug. I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.
by buriedtoodeep April 23, 2022
Get the lizard brainmug. A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.
e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.
by genericname July 16, 2020
Get the Sticky Lizardmug. by axtrosity April 9, 2021
Get the Lizardsmug. The art of being a lounge lizard.
by Lyndallas May 1, 2021
Get the Lizardingmug.