The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012

Livin' Like Larry

When you piss out of your face to communicate with your peers.

"Hey, what's up dude?" -pees on you-
"not much. we r really Livin' Like Larry up in here." -psssssssh-

by hear2e August 28, 2021

His Larryness

Cool dude that exudes the qualities of Larry.

Where is His Larryness today?

by Larz February 14, 2005

Larry

a nickname for scp 106 the old man in scp secret lab

hey do you know what scps we are up against ?
yeah larry is one

by toastcat October 4, 2018

Bad Larry

A bad Larry isn't just a word it's a lifestyle in order to be a bad Larry you must live the bad Larry life you must masturbate with sandpaper just to feel something because that would be bad Larry the bad Larry is someone who just doesn't give a fuck it's a lifestyle not just a word

hey bro I heard you were masturbating with sandpaper that's pretty bad Larry hey dude do you drive a bad Larry van it must be nice living the bad Larry lifestyle

by larrythebadsoradclvdsteamerlvr July 28, 2025

Larry

That beast of a man.

Girls:Omg Larry let me sleep with you.

by Larrybeast69 December 25, 2020

Larry

(Verb) * A term in the card game Magic: the Gathering for an unspoken rule, in which all players must agree, of retracting an action, either entirely, or in favor of another action. I.e. a "take-back"

(Noun) * A lissencephalic illiterate

(Verb) I want to Larry and cast Stasis instead.

(Noun) Hand Larry his mug.

by GetRiggidyRekt May 20, 2024