Left turn Larry 

Term referring to a person who holds up an entire line of traffic while waiting to turn left at an intersection

I bet I'm gonna have to wait here at this light for another 5 minutes! Left turn Larry is up there making everone late for work!

Left turn Larry by Dave IROC-Z January 17, 2009

lacquer thinner larry 

Crazy individual; usually illiterate, criticizes the wrong person for the wrong reason usually to belittle and get ahead of, but instead gets made fun of because they tried to pick on the wrong celebrity.

Upchurch: yo we got another lacquer thinner Larry here

Entire fan base: OH BOY! Here we go again! Roast him church!

lacquer thinner larry by PushyParachute October 23, 2019

Oozing larry  

When a man is done fucking something and the cum oozes out

"wipe that Oozing larry off of me before it hardens !"

Oozing larry by Adonay October 3, 2007

Stubborn Larry 

Name given to that obstinate nugget of poop that refuses to be flushed away

-Hey! Who forgot to flush the toilet?
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!

Stubborn Larry by jvbo April 16, 2009

Tallahassee Larry 

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

Tallahassee Larry by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

last minute larry

A person who waits until the last possible minute/second to do something. i.e. Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit.

Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

To complete homework in class while the teacher is collecting it. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

last minute larry by Slopestizzle November 6, 2013

Sad Larry 

A term used to describe a person who just sits around all day, wallowing in self pity. Someone who is almost emo, but doesn't quite look the part. Originated from the short flash video from Cyanide and Happiness.

Person: Larry? It is isn't it? Sad Larry! Hows it goin buddy?
Sad Larry: *sigh* Good, I guess...
Person: Awww, what's got you down this time?
Sad Larry: Ohh, it's nothin'.
Person: Heh, well you know what cheers me up after a lotta 'nothin' gets me down?
Sad Larry: *sigh* Wha-
Person: I dance! Hatcha-da-doo and a How-a-bout-you!
Sad Larry: *sigh*
Person: I'm sick of your shit Larry. *kicks tray of food into Sad Larry's face*
Sad Larry: *cries into folded arms*

Sad Larry by BakTastik August 14, 2009