jason bahr

a total weenie.

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason Xu

Jason Xu is Chinese and he was born in Henan Zhengzhou China. He also an Artist, photographer, journalist, tattoo designer, videographer…

Jason Xu is An artist

by 许 July 29, 2022

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019

Shaina+Jason

The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.

You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.

by bunnyhead October 11, 2021

Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.

Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!

by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019