Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 09, 2011
When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into “wind blown kool whip”
Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!
by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023
When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.
Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!
by Sjanellaaa July 04, 2010
A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.
That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.
by Adjective_AF June 30, 2020
by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 07, 2021
When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.
by lolly katt March 01, 2009
by mrdew December 22, 2017