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friend zone 

A term guys use to guilt girls into going out with them out of pity.
John: Stacey, will you go out with me?
Stacey: I'm sorry, John, but no.
John: *later to friends* And then she totally friend zoned me, dude! So unfair, I've spent too much time with her doing amazing things for her to not be riding that shit! I'm entitled to bang her, now, but she's being a bitch!
Friend: Dude she didn't friend zone you you're just a douchebag.
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Friend Code 

The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...
CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?

Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.
Friend Code by WoobieGee October 7, 2008

friend bin 

When a girl tells you she "just wants to be friends," she has put you into the friend bin.
Well, I tried to make a move on her, but she put me in the friend bin, so I let all the air out of her tires.
friend bin by dirtyjww July 20, 2008

friend slut 

A person promiscuous in whom he or she considers friends.
That girl from New Canada, Mary Beth, is such a friend slut: she has 464 friends on Facebook.
friend slut by Lizard H April 2, 2011

friend zone 

The worse place a man can be unless

1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.
"John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.
friend zone by Rich.S May 27, 2007

friend guy 

Guy who, despite his best efforts, will never be more than a friend to any girl he meets. Usually ends up with a lot of friendgirls, and if numerous enough, could be considered a friend (definition #7).
Sarah just gave me the "friend guy" speech. Why does this always happen?!
friend guy by eversoemo September 19, 2004

Friend Whore 

Someone on Facebook, Myspace, or any site of the sort who:

A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.

B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.

Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.
"Yeah she has 1000 friends on Facebook."
"She's such a friend whore."
Friend Whore by Solnai May 9, 2010