The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

my biggest mood ever

When you're in a groupchat with lit ass people and it's all very funny and lool just ur biggest mood ever

kIM: i WANNA DIE
me: that's, like, my biggest mood ever. lmao.

by headbitchinchargelmaooo February 21, 2018

Thebestmostamazingmostcutemostpretty person ever

The title of Chloe Morfitt

Did you know Chloe Morfitt is the Thebestmostamazingmostcutemostpretty person ever?

by Catsus May 25, 2022

the greatest album ever

not gonna lie, i think its graduation by kanye west. i mean its mostly only bangers in that album.

''graduation is the greatest album ever that ive ever listened to. but thats just me.'' -me.

by Cool100Fires November 21, 2023

Best person ever

Is a discord user of the name "Satan"

Person a: "You know Satan?"
Person b: "Yes, she is the best person ever"

by Elner September 7, 2017

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023