Goose Dump

A crap so large, that when taken is so exquisite and satisfying that it gives you goose bumps during release.

"I was in a bad mood all morning, not knowing why, until I took an exhilarating goose dump. Now I'm happy as a pig in goose dumps".

by daust126 March 05, 2011

Dubai Dump

Dubai has been creating man-made islands off its shores for the past few years. A "Dubai Dump" occurs when after dropping a deuce, you look into the bowl and realize that your waste has broken the surface of the water, creating an island.

Your Grandma's pot roast is amazing, but almost always leads to a Dubai Dump.

by bmurder January 07, 2010

forest dump

when one takes a dump on a ping-pong paddle and then slaps their partner in the face with the paddle.

I forest dumped that bitch when i was done.

by Aaron Goodwin, Josh Gorsky November 21, 2008

bump and dump

The need to take a shit shortly after snorting cocaine. It usually occurs at the beginning of party and subsides as time progresses.

"Thanks Tom. That's some good shit. Speaking of shits, I have to take one."

"Bump and dump, everytime."

by McSwilly March 11, 2006

Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.

My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.

by dvnwind April 06, 2010

Cyber Dumped

The act of being rejected or removed as a "friend" from someone's myspace page.

Jason: Hey, I posted a comment on a hot chicks myspace page asking how she was doing. Next thing i know, she removes me from her myspace page.

Herb: Dude, you just got cyber dumped!

by JayHerb April 04, 2008

pebble dump

When it feels like you have to take a mammoth dump, you sit on the can and push until you feel your eye balls popping out of their sockets. Just as the tip of the mountain reaches the nether region of your sphinctorial muscle, it shatters into small pieces, or pebbles...Hence the pebble dump. This particular dump tends to be very mind boggling, playing tricks on the human brain. Just when you get the feeling of having serious shit envy, your dreams are shattered and you are left with nothing but rocky road.

" Holy Crap! Those wings were pretty potent...It feels like I'm about to give birth to one of Bob ross's mountain scenes. Forget it!! It was just a pebble dump. I really need to start thinking about hydration. "

by Trevor M May 12, 2006