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Double Suzukis

1. A sexual act exclusively involving people of Asian ethnicity in which Participant A violently pleasures Participants B and C concurrently, using a combination of both manual and oral stimulation. Participant A is usually in the seated or kneeling position while Participants B and C are standing. Participant A is commonly referred to as "The Last Samurai"

A variant of the "reverse ski poles"

2. A fantasy baseball strategy usually reserved for the cunning (or desperate) in which one team drafts both Ichiro Suzuki and Kurt Suzuki in the same fantasy baseball draft.
Brian drowned in both shame and seminal fluid after doling out Double Suzukis to Chang and Daiki.
by DickMoxie July 21, 2011
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double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.
I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.
by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014
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Double-crossed

The act of being back stabbed and done wrong by someone who claimed to not be of such
God damnit!! Jim Double-crossed us ! Fucking Cock sucker
by jacojaoc joaej January 13, 2019
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double purple means trouble

When you're playing Card Jitsu in Club Penguin and your opponent's penguin is purple and also has a purple belt. It is an incredibly dangerous combination, and you will most likely lose your match if your opponent is sporting this look.
Person 1: Dang man, she just got a purple belt, and changed her colour to purple.
Person 2: You know how the saying goes dawg... Double Purple Means Trouble!
by clubpenguinkid101 April 12, 2020
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double stacked

when 1 pill has the same effect as 2 pills of the same kind of drug
is that X double stacked?
by VCO June 29, 2005
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double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.
Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!
by Vagerna August 13, 2007
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Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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