dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

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Dirty Lupe

When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.

Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”

Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”

Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”

by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020

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Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

by 420guy April 29, 2015

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Dirty Tinkerbell

When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.

A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.

by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011

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Dirty Kitana

About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.

Damn I wish my girl was a Dirty Kitana, but I get stuck with ugly bitches like Skanky Monique's!

by DaximK July 14, 2020

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Dirty Judd

usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers

I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on

by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020

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