August 9th

National smack your sister day.

Guy 1: bro did you hear it’s august 9th
Guy 2: damn when I get home imma slap tf out my sister

by Ppdestroyer9000 August 8, 2021

August 6

If you are born on august 6 you are hilarious, unpopular but not an offie, and Lowkey kinda cute

Person1: What’s your birthday?

Person 2:August 6th why?

Person1:Oh my god you are amazing and the best at everything and you are super funny

by That’s on period December 22, 2019

August 16th

Worship Lil peep day, A day where you can worship such a good musician and no one can stop you.

(Does not have to be 'Lil peep' but has to be a dead musician)

Some random person: it's August 16th we can worship *dead musician name*
Other person: Finally.

by Your neighborhood crack head December 1, 2019

August 10th

National give your partner a kiss day! If you miss your partner and you wanna kiss them what betyer day then August 10th!!

Person 1: Can I kiss you? (consent obvi)
Person 2: Yes, but why?
Person 1: ITS AUGUST 10TH BABY

by poggirl_51 July 6, 2022

August 5th

National boyfriends day

Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day

Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day

Him thank you babe

by Alexdgoat August 5, 2021

August 18

Most sexiest best ever in the whole wide world because your a Leo and Mariyah sucks so pieces suck

Leo’s are the best august 18

by Tylerisafakefriend. March 22, 2021

August 12

The most depressing day of the year as well as Halloween

(Only my fellow banana fish fans will understand)

Ash shares his birthday (august 12) with the author of Banana Fish, Akimi Yoshida.

by AshLynxIsGay June 17, 2021