August 9th

National smack your sister day.

Guy 1: bro did you hear it’s august 9th
Guy 2: damn when I get home imma slap tf out my sister

by Ppdestroyer9000 August 8, 2021

August 16th

On August 16th we celebrate Corey la Barrie fly high brother we miss you. On August 16th wear blue for Corey!!!

Hey Jack is is today August 16th
Yep wear blue for Corey!!!

by Imdeadbutimalive August 15, 2020

August 1st

Today is the day your partner has to send nudes

Gf- do u know what today is 😠😠
Bf- oh yeaaaa August 1st

by Chu papi July 31, 2021

August 18

Most sexiest best ever in the whole wide world because your a Leo and Mariyah sucks so pieces suck

Leo’s are the best august 18

by Tylerisafakefriend. March 22, 2021

August 10th

National give your partner a kiss day! If you miss your partner and you wanna kiss them what betyer day then August 10th!!

Person 1: Can I kiss you? (consent obvi)
Person 2: Yes, but why?
Person 1: ITS AUGUST 10TH BABY

by poggirl_51 July 6, 2022

August 16th

Worship Lil peep day, A day where you can worship such a good musician and no one can stop you.

(Does not have to be 'Lil peep' but has to be a dead musician)

Some random person: it's August 16th we can worship *dead musician name*
Other person: Finally.

by Your neighborhood crack head December 1, 2019

August 28th

A good pal’s birthday! His name probably starts with a B, and he is sweet, kind, and charming. He might have bright blue eyes that you can Easily get lost in. He really cares for those he loves. He is the best best friend someone could ever ask for.

Look it’s August 28th it’s Bailey’s Birthday!

by Your friend;) July 1, 2021