April 16

The most beautiful girl is born this day

Boy- my girl is born in April 16
Friend- you SOO LUCKY

by zachzebra587 October 24, 2019

April 16th

April 16th is national hand holding day🤝 maybe there is a special someone , that u want to notice u, or maybe you just haven’t had the balls to ask out or crush, or maybe u just haven’t grabbed ur girlfriend/boyfriends hand because ur afraid, we’ll now is ur chance Have Fun!

Omg I’ve been wanting to hold her hand forever and now I have an excuse since it is April 16th

by AprilTruthsAndDares April 13, 2019

April 30

A day where you don’t grab fucking shit. Not even you virgins. March is so fucking weird. Stop doing weird shit.

Hey bro it’s April 30 let’s just be regular human beings!

by Wassaaaaaaaaaa April 13, 2019

April 19th

National tripping day. Humans are known to turn into gods for a period of up to 12 hours on this day. Started in 1943 with Alfred Hofmann's incredible experience, April 19th is usually partaken by people who *don't* just use drugs to get high.

Voyager: Dude we're dropping sunshine tonight!

Skeptic: Uhh... why? I've already bought half an ounce of weed for tomorrow.

Voyager: Forget about that, it's April 19th, bicycle day!

by dr.leary January 27, 2010

April 8

National suckk dick day

Bro it’s April 8 that’s national suck dick day did you get sucked off yet

by Baggyfuzzjew April 8, 2019

april 26

National sex day taken or not you have to have sex with the most important person in your life besides family

April 26

by Balefelavriwhs May 30, 2018

April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!

by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019