Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

Without Wax

Often a reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax for Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju

Nelly: Hey Ulysses have you seen Josie? I feel sorry for her. She’s been behaving erratic lately.

Ulysses: Meghan and I thought that taking her to a spiritual reader would help her feel better.

Nelly: Whay did the spiritual reader have to say?

Ulysses: He said that Josie was doomed to become an unholy Saint and to call her local police detectives to say that she is “without wax”.

Nelly: Do you really believe in all that?

Ulysses: I’m not sure.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

Wax your Gibbous

Waxing an anus with hemorrhoids

"I will wax your gibbous"

by StapleTapeworms February 20, 2024

wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019