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Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)
Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.
by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024
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Tunnel Jew

Jerry Curl Jews who were so jealous the Muslims were making tunnels, they they decided to make their own under NYC. Typically they are against the support of Israel and rumored to support human trafficking.
“DUDE!! I’m not crazy! At night I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor. It has to be the Tunnel Jews”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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Pussy tunnel

When a guy is fixated on a girl; and only cares about hanging out her and ditches his friends because he might miss her talking to him for one second.
Friend: Dude. Where is Will at?
You: With Kendra again?
Friend: He's always with her.
You. I know. That nigga's got that Pussy Tunnel.
by Faire49 October 1, 2016
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Tunnel Guts

A female that has so many Men, so often, that the only way to describe her internals is Tunnel Guts.
Baz: Hey, do you know Suzie?
Gaz: Oh yeah, old Tunnel Guts knows heaps of blokes!
by Pweeta December 29, 2018
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sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.
Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023
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jewish tunnel

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate
Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins
by tolietfart May 1, 2024
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