i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

Stupid Thinking

The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".

Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!

John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.

by dumbass19 August 6, 2019

:thinking:

When you want to show in a humorous way that you have doubts about something. Most popular used on Twitch chats.

"Hm, what do I do now? :thinking:"
"I don't know If my teammates are good or bad :thinking:"
"Should I throw the game? :thinking:"

by Kholdie February 15, 2017

thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."

Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."

by T Intel September 10, 2010

You Think You Flower?

A Twitter slang to burst someone's ego (by doing some reality check)

Basically, it's a sarcastic and passive-aggressive way to say: listen faggot, you're not special. You're not a beautiful and unique special snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

Dear lane-hogger, you think you flower?

by Sir. B July 7, 2022

Think fast type fast

Spilling your mind via text and thinking you can type fast enough. Often leads of an epic fail

On tinder and the silly woman was 'think fast type fast' and told me about her worts.

by BobnGiselle December 1, 2020

Thinked

The past tense version of think. To consider something or use your mind to make a decision.

Sonia thinked about her problem

by Davydog November 23, 2018