the spanish pelican

Similar to the Jerry Bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in Spanish.

After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.

by El Pelicano December 8, 2016

Spanish Guacamole

The act of a Mexican woman taking a bowl and shitting green diarrhea and taking tortilla chips and serving it to the family

Child: mom when it dinner I’m hungry
Mom: just a sec, I’m making Spanish Guacamole
Child: that’s my favorite mom

by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022

Spanishing

To be speaking,working, or participating in a Spanish class

She was spanishing all night

by Ur_Friend120457 December 12, 2019

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.

Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.

by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Spanish Basting

The act of putting ones dick in salsa and inserting it into a latina.

Dude last night Blanca a Spanish basting.

by anonymous September 14, 2020